{"id":42,"date":"2007-12-14T03:40:56","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T09:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/42\/presents-tree\/"},"modified":"2010-05-18T07:33:57","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T13:33:57","slug":"presents-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/presents-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Presents on the tree&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today in the car with Sarah, Audrey heard the song &#8220;I&#8217;ll Be Home for  Christmas&#8221; on the radio.  I wasn&#8217;t there and didn&#8217;t hear exactly what  she said, but when she heard the line <em>Please have snow and mistletoe  and presents on the tree<\/em>, she said in effect, &#8220;You don&#8217;t put  presents on the tree.  You put presents under the tree.  You put lights  on the tree!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This kid is 2 years and 5 months old.  I&#8217;m astonished at her  every day.  Take that, Bing Crosby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today in the car with Sarah, Audrey heard the song &#8220;I&#8217;ll Be Home for Christmas&#8221; on the radio. I wasn&#8217;t there and didn&#8217;t hear exactly what she said, but when she heard the line Please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree, she said in effect, &#8220;You don&#8217;t put presents on the tree.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/presents-tree\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Presents on the tree&#8221;?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,44],"tags":[8,58],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-random-stories","tag-audrey","tag-christmas","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}