{"id":63,"date":"2008-11-01T21:41:49","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T03:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/63\/early-morning-musings-9-month-old\/"},"modified":"2010-05-17T21:43:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T03:43:31","slug":"early-morning-musings-9-month-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/early-morning-musings-9-month-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Early-morning musings of a 9-month-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Based on real events of the morning of Nov. 1, 2008<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s this? I&#8217;m awake all of a sudden. \u00a0 Judging by how dark it still  is, probably about 4:30 in the morning. \u00a0 So long as I&#8217;m up, the rest of  the family might as well be. \u00a0 Let&#8217;s start wailing to see if it&#8217;s Mom or  Dad who&#8217;s lucky enough to come visit me.<\/p>\n<p>Hello Dad! \u00a0 Thank you for picking me up and holding me. \u00a0 I like it  when you stare me down like that. \u00a0 What do you think you&#8217;re doing,  putting me back in bed?!? \u00a0 I may be infantile, but I&#8217;m not an imbecile. \u00a0  You didn&#8217;t give me what I wanted: FOOD!!! \u00a0 I&#8217;m just going to yell until  I&#8217;m not hungry anymore!<\/p>\n<p>What are you trying to put in my mouth now? \u00a0 Oh, a sippy cup with  formula in it? \u00a0 I&#8217;ll give it a few sucks out of mere curiosity, but I&#8217;m  more interested in looking around the dining room. \u00a0 I might remind you  that I already rejected this sippy cup earlier this morning, until Mom  finally relented and gave me her milk instead. \u00a0 You should remember,  since it was you who got out of bed and brought me to Mom.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the crib? \u00a0 Are you really going to play this game with me,  Daddy? \u00a0 I&#8217;m hungry! \u00a0 Oh good, into bed with Mommy. \u00a0 More real milk for  me! \u00a0 Good night everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Based on real events of the morning of Nov. 1, 2008 What&#8217;s this? I&#8217;m awake all of a sudden. \u00a0 Judging by how dark it still is, probably about 4:30 in the morning. \u00a0 So long as I&#8217;m up, the rest of the family might as well be. \u00a0 Let&#8217;s start wailing to see if&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/early-morning-musings-9-month-old\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Early-morning musings of a 9-month-old<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[7,42],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-baby","tag-nathan","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtisgibby.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}